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This post is dedicated to all the dumbasses out there that constantly post their nonsense on message boards to illustrate exactly how stupid they really are and to do their part in promoting abstinence. ~"Thanks; this Bud is for you!"Let's begin:
• No person that has actually graduated from elementary school cares about your Penny Stocks or low dollar stocks that went up 20%, 50%, or even 100%. Get a clue and take a math class you idiot.
• Trading like a fool in Penny Stocks is just that, “Foolish.” If you do make a few dollars or cents, the brokerage commissions or the taxman is going to take them. Yes, you do have to pay taxes, you dolt.
** Do not brag about those 5 cent stocks that gave you a 1000% return. Were you born stupid or do you practice at it?
** Do not toot your horn about those 5 cent or bankrupt stocks that helped you fill suitcases with dollars. Pennies do not count.
There is a reason you are trading Penny Stocks, you either have little money, you're a numbskull, or both.• Only a dimwit would trade ETF’s, 3X or similar products. These were specifically created for boneheads. If you are hell bent on losing your money, we will send you our PayPal info so you can just dispose of your cash there.
We have no problems with dreaming. But, stop trying to convince everyone else to buy into your long shots, scams, or schemes. You are not the first idiot nor will you be the last to lose money by looking to get rich by tomorrow. Penney stocks are notoriously losers and the odds are highly stacked against you.
Do not post about the magical pink sheet/penny stocks that will or have made you millions. We do not believe you.
Do post about the secret stock you own that will deliver you from rags to riches. Of course, you will not share the ticker symbol, because it is a figment of your imagination.
If we could get paid dividends on the idiotic gibberish posted on the investment community message boards we could easily make billions.
• Do not post gibberish about how you are a stock trader who has made a 100K by trading. No one believes your drivel. If this were true, why are you posting on the Internet? Oh yeah, out of the kindness of your heart you thought you would share your infinite wisdom with the other peasants.
• Do not post bullshit about how your brother, sister, father, or mother works the trading desk at Oppenheimer or on Wall Street. We have no doubt your mother and sister works the street, but it is not Wall Street.
• Do not post that you live on the Upper Westside or a penthouse in the sky. Please do us all a favor; take the DVD of the Jefferson’s out the player and get a job.
• No intelligent person cares about your idiotic off-the-wall theories. "Oh my, the moon is tilting to the left this Monday, so double down on your solar stocks."
• Do not try to predict the market. It cannot be done. We all know it will go up or down. Gheez, wake up already.
• Do not post your idiotic charts. Please take your crayons and sign up for an art class. We are sure you would have better luck in that field.
• Yeah right, the government is out to get us all and destroy the middle-class. My god, what country are you from?
• Oh yeah, before I forget, I saw Bigfoot driving a Hummer down Main Street just yesterday. Better sell your Ford and Boeing Stocks.
• Constantly stating that you are a Trader is not sexy or cool. Well, maybe it is to your classmates during study hall or the middle school recess.
• Using LOL in your posts does not make you look or sound intelligent; quite the contrary.
• If you need attention so bad that you must post constant ignorant info on the message boards you may want to check your personality, hygiene, or go grab your mother off the streets for a hug.
• Lastly and most importantly, stop posting your pointless drivel.
